May 2013
“She kisses like a sweet devouring, and I don’t know where to touch her because I...”
– Will Grayson (via zokora4)
Reblog this if you are literally suprised when...
circletines:
today in my religion class we were talking about gay marriage and my teacher said “gay people arent allowed to get married because in the eyes of the church marriage is meant for people to have children” and then i asked why women who were unfertile and therefore couldnt have children could get married and she was like “uhhh” and i dont knOW WHAT CAME OVER ME BUT I LITERALLY YELLED...
frosteethesnowman:
tumblr’s all fun and games and then you realize it’s four a.m. and you have three tests tomorrow and you’ve accomplished nothing and your whole life is a lie
ewoksandwrackspurts:
I wish self-esteem campaigns would focus less on “everyone is beautiful” and more on “who the fuck cares if you are beautiful or not”
on a math test: 2+2
me: use calculator just in case
geomtery:
if you wanna be my lover you better not fucking get with my friends
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
doctor: are you sexually active
me: i'm not even physically active
connuh:
i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour
exit the womb they said
life will be great they said
lunartes:
please don’t hold me responsible for anything i said or did from the years 2006-2010
s-t-e-p-h-ciotta:
“
My dear,
Find what you love and let it kill you.
Let it drain from you your all. Let it cling onto your back and weigh you down into eventual nothingness…. Let it kill you, and let it devour your remains.
For all things will kill you, both slowly and fastly, but it’s much better to be killed by a lover.
Falsely yours—
”
charles bukowski
lonelywhiteasian:
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
earthnation:
people who have the same name as me are competition
meladoodle:
we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son
squidwurd:
squidwurd:
i burn calories by insulting them
“hey calories your mom is ugly hahaha BURN!”
